I have always felt a great affinity with Elvis. The King apparently had a great liking for CHEESEburgers. I never thought I would ever actually get to meet him as unfortunately Elvis died in 1977. However, Jan informed me on the way to work that Elvis did not in fact die at all but moved to Scotland and changed his name to Harry. He is now the Manager of Capacity Planning Services and in his spare time plays in a band called Toxic Venom. Here is a picture of me meeting The King:

After my meeting with Elvis it was time for my kilt fitting. As you can see the kilt is a little long for my short legs, but Graeme the kiltmaker is taking me home tonight to make a few last minute alterations and also show me the sights of Edinburgh.

Having shortened my kilt, Graeme and his family took me all over Edinburgh and showed me the sights:

Edinburgh Castle

Greyfriar’s Bobby

The National Gallery of Scotland

The Scott Monument

Here is Graeme’s daughter Julia in a contemplative mood. The beautiful view you can see behind us is the Edinburgh skyline as viewed from ‘Arthur’s Seat’, a hill overlooking the city which is actually an extinct volcano!!

Before heading home I had time to for a chat with a few female admirers! These Scottish lassies are very sweet, but as I explained, my heart belongs to Emily.

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